Aug 14, 2016

• Slack sucks, and Greg can rewrite it in a day.
• Self hosted slack?
• Hipchat from Atlasssian
• Matter Most
• Electron based Apps - scourge of memory
• ASCIIDOCTOR is based on Ruby, and in my project which uses it I get weird JRuby/Gems problems - ONLY under jenkins on linux.
• Pupper + Ruby + Gems / Chef ^ Clojure = Devops.
• Feedback from last show:
  • Just use Docker for rebuilding images ( thats for the image, not the source IN the image tho )
  • Programmable builds done right with Kobalt from Cedric Beust.
• Last Week Tonight: Journalism(youtube)
• If programming if math - we all fail.
• JVM Language Summit 2016 Videos
  • Jigsaw - it’ll be a pain
    • ResultSet is actually in JavaSE, not EE, and is only an interface.
    • Jigsaw moves this to the java.sql module.
  • OSGi Split Packages - a nitemare
  • Value Types - worthwhile?
  • Maps turning null for both absent/empty value, but return Optional<T>
• Jenkins Hate?
• Greg dislikes Jira - like really dislikes Jira.
• Silicon Valley - Scrum(youtube)
• Cube Drone - Scrum (youtube)